I was going to apologise to you, dear reader, for not putting this up yesterday. But then, you see, I realised that I haven’t actually put anywhere on the site that I.Q. is regularly updated on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. So I’m going to let myself off the hook just this once, before after I [...]

S.A.I.N.T is the most sophisticated robot on the planet, capable of doing everything from fixing a drink to wiping out armoured troops by the dozens. When a lightning storm lets off its charge in Number 5, the last and best of these robots, it goes off course and escapes into the countryside. As the Nova [...]